Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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