Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
two words...techno handjob
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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