all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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