You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If I die, sorry about rent.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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