Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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