Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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