We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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