Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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