ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we're making bets on your personal life
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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