Clothes are such an inconvenience.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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