batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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