Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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