whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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