Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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