Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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