? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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