What a fucking waste of an outfit
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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