take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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