If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.