omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?