He is an equal opportunity slut.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.