Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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