let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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