He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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