I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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