What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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