id be glad to
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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