AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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