Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So much rum. So many feels.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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