Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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