Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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