I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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