New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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