He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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