I wish I could punch you in the face.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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