about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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