You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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