the day after is always just damage control
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
