I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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