you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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