i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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