True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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