He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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