how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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