Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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