Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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