I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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