I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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