On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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