My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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