Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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