its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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