I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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