That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I believe in your delicious
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
