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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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