Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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