I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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