Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish i was in the wii world.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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